nsfwjynx:

nottheoneicheckatwork:

kalynnemarie:

BREAKING NEWS: if you ever judge anyone based on the number of sexual partners they’ve had, you’re a complete imbecile.

I beg to differ.

If someone has had more than one hundred thousand sexual partners I will absolutely judge them because that is impressive as hell.

I was expecting that to go somewhere else than it did and I’m pleased with the ending

(via fatbabeprincess)

harmonizingly:

The people who come running to hug you after you haven’t seen them in awhile are my favorite type of people.

(via knotty-dreads-blog)

ghostlynoctivagant:

when someone writes “I’m not racist, but I won’t date anyone outside my race” on their dating profile, like….w hat….ar e you ev en rea ding wha t yo u’re wri tin g…..

(via lifeisuselesswithoutpizza)

magnezone:

don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me 

(via lifeisuselesswithoutpizza)

mauridianhallow:

beatlesboobsandbulges:

My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican

parents who care

(via lifeisuselesswithoutpizza)

gentlydropthebass:

“Women can’t go out in skimpy clothing and be surprised when they’re raped! That’s like leaving your front door open and being surprised when you’re robbed!”

you’re comparing property to a human being

you’re comparing property to a human being

you’re comparing property to a human being

you’re comparing property to a human being

(via fatbabeprincess)